Posakhalitsa ndidawerenga nkhaniyi ndipo ndidaseka kwambiri.
Ndasankha kuponyera apa, ndiye kuti mumamwetulira!
Ogasiti 15.
Tili ku Canada! Ndimachita chidwi ndi dziko lino! Izi ndizodabwitsa! Mapiri ndi okongola kwambiri. Ndikuyembekezera kwambiri kuwaona atakutidwa ndi chipale chofewa.
Okutobala 14th.
CANADA! Awa ndi malo abwino kwambiri padziko lapansi! Masamba pamitengo adasanduka achikasu ndikupeza mawonekedwe onse a mawonekedwe, kuyambira ofiira mpaka lalanje. Dzulo ndidayenda ulendo wokondweretsa kutuluka mtawuni kupita kumidzi. Simukhulupirira! Wawona ngwazi zakutchire! Kuthengo, ndizokongola komanso zachisomo. Zowonadi izi ndi nyama zokongola kwambiri padziko lapansi. Eya, ndindalama! Ayi, ndiye paradiso!
Novembara 11th.
Nthawi yosaka ma Deer ikuyamba posachedwa. Zowopsa! Sindikuganiza kuti wina angakweze dzanja chifukwa cha cholengedwa chokoma, chopanda vuto ichi. Tikuyembekezera chisanu tsiku ndi tsiku. Ndimakonda apa!
Disembala 2.
Pomaliza! Chipale chidayigwera usiku womwewo. HOORAY! Tidadzuka m'mawa, tidapeza chithunzi chokongola kunja kwa zenera. Chilichonse chimakutidwa ndi chipale chofewa ngati chipale chofewa. Zikuwoneka ngati pa Khadi la Khrisimasi lodabwitsa! Ndimachita chidwi! Ine ndi mkazi wanga tinathawa mnyumbamo mwachimwemwe, ndipo mwachangu kukonza khonde ndi malo oimikapo magalimoto kutsogolo kwa nyumbayo, tinayamba kuponya misewu ya chipale chofewa ndikuseka. (Ndinapambana). Mwadzidzidzi, chipale chofewa chidayandikira, kudatseka malo onse oimikapo chipale chofewa. Koma izi sizinatikhumudwitse, ndipo ndinabweza chisanu mwachangu. Zili bwino bwanji apa! Ndimakonda Canada!
Disembala 12.
Chipale chidayambiranso usikuwo. Wowombera chipale chofewa adabwereza chinyengo chake ndipo adalephera
kuyimitsa.
Disembala 19.
Kunali kukugwa chisanu usikuwo. Sindinathe kuchotsa malo oimikapo magalimoto ndikusiya ntchito. Zili bwino pano, zachidziwikire, koma ndatopa kale, ndikuyeretsa kuyala kwa chipale chofewa. Wopusa chipale!
Disembala 22nd.
Apanso, chonyansa choyerachi chinagwa usiku! Ndinkalandira matuza wamagazi m'manja mwanga
ndi zowawa zakumbuyo, kuyambira pakuyeretsa matalala. Zikuwoneka kuti nkhuni pamtengo woponya matalala wabisala pakona ndipo ndikungodikirira kuti ndiponyere chisanu kuchokera pamalo oimikapo magalimoto. ASS!
Disembala 25.
MARRY FAKEN KRISMAS! Chipale chofewa ichi kachiwiri! Akangofika pakhosi pa mwana wa kachimitsidwe kamene kali pa chisanu. Ndikulumbira kuti ndikanayamba kuzungulira! Ndipo, bwanji, chifukwa chiyani mautumiki amumizinda samawaza mchere pamisewu yoyenda? Dzulo ndinayenda ndipo pafupifupi ndadzipha!
Disembala 27th.
Zovala zoyera izi zidagonanso usiku! Tsiku lachitatu ndikukhala kunyumba, kupatula zamatsenga kuti ndichotse malo oimikiramo chipale chofewa. Sindingathe kupita kulikonse. Galimoto idasoweka pansi pa phirilo paphiri loyera ili! Ndipo kuzizira kwambiri! Mwamuna wochokera kuofesi ya bokosi lolosera amalonjeza masentimita 20 ena oyera zovala usikuuno. GOLI! Kodi mukudziwa kuti ndimafosholo angati chipale chofewa chomwe amapanga masentimita 20 amenewa?
Disembala 28.
Bastard uyu kuchokera kuofesi ya olosera anali olakwika! Masentimita 50 adagwa. Zikuwoneka kuti b ... cue chipale chofewa sichisungunuka mpaka nthawi yotentha. Chipale chofewa chakhazikika pafupi ndi nyumba yathu, ndipo woyendetsa boti uyu wobwera kudzatidzera kuti atibwereke fosholo. Ndidamuuza kuti ndathyola mafosholo asanu ndi limodzi, ndikuyika kansalu koyera komwe amadzazitsa malo athu oimikapo magalimoto, ndipo tsopano ndaswa chachisanu ndi chiwiri chokhudza mutu wa mwanawankhosa.
Januware 4th.
Lero, pomaliza pake adatuluka mnyumbamo! Ndinapita kusitolo kuti ndikagule zipatso. Ndipo chifukwa chake, pobwerera ng'ombe iyi - agalu amawulukira mseu ndikuphwanya kutsogolo kwa galimoto ndi ziboda zake. Zowonongeka kwa madola 3,000! Chifukwa chake, chifukwa chiyani osaka ma shit sanaphe a Pascuds mu Novembala? Zolengedwa izi (deed) zili paliponse komanso kulikonse. Kodi angatulutse chiyani, ma bardards!
Meyi 3.
Ndinayendetsa galimoto kupita ku msonkhano. Simukhulupirira, koma pelvis iyi inali ndi nthawi kuti dzimbiri
kwathunthu, kuchokera kumchere womwe mbuzi zochokera kumizinda inkawathira pamakwalala.
Meyi 10.
Zonse! Ndikupita ku Florida. Sindingayerekeze kuyerekeza kuti wina aliyense ali
wamba, ndikukhumba kukhala ku Canada woyipa uyu!
Kanema: Kukambitsirana: Israel kapena Canada?
Pomwe anthu okhalapo padziko lapansi mochititsa chidwi atafunafuna zifukwa zatsopano "zogawana", kudana ndi kudana, nyama, posasokonezedwa ndi "zinthu" zanzeru zotere, pitilizani kukhazikitsa ubale wabwino, osanyalanyaza kusiyana kwa kuchuluka kwa mano, mawonekedwe, kukhalapo kapena kusowa kwa zolakwika ngakhalenso kusiyana pazokonda zam'maso.
Kanema: 1125. Kuyerekezera kwa Israel ndi Canada. Osamukira ku Canada
Mwachitsanzo, tsekwe wina waku Canada adasankha malo achilendo kusaka mazira - manda a mzinda wa Buffalo, m'boma la New York. Mafunso achinsinsi a atsekwe samakhala ndi nkhawa, koma zakuti manda nthawi zambiri amakhala abata komanso opanda phokoso - tsekwe, izi, sizingathandize koma kuyamika.
Goose akusamalidwa ndi agwape.
Komabe, m'modzi, wopezekanso waku Canada, wogwirira, adaganiza kuti manda sanali otetezeka ndipo adatenga mayi wansangala m'manja mwake. Mwanjira ina, kwa masiku pafupifupi makumi awiri, pamene mkazi amasaka mazira, bulu amateteza chisa chake, osaloleza aliyense kulowa mwa iye. Titha kunena kuti anachita ngati bambo wachikondi.
Ubwenzi pakati pa nyama
10. Gorilla ndi mphaka
Gorilla Coco ndiye mkhalidwe wophunziridwa bwino kwambiri m'mbiri. Aphunzitsi ake nthawi zonse amawona kuthekera kwapadera kwa Coco kumvetsetsa chilankhulo. Coco amalankhula Chinenedwe Chamanja cha ku America, ndipo, monga mukudziwa, adadzipangira kutanthauzira kwake zizindikiritso.
Mu 1984, Coco adafunsa omusamalira kuti ali ndi mwayi wopeza mphaka. Adasankha mphaka wa imvi ndikumutcha kuti Mpira Wonse. Coco adasamalira mphaka kwambiri, ngati kuti ndi mwana wake, ndipo anali pamavuto pambuyo pakupatukana nawo.
Pamene mphaka idagundidwa ndi galimoto, Coco adalira malirowo, ndikugwiritsa ntchito zizindikiro pofotokoza kukhumudwa kwake. Kuyambira pamenepo, wakhala ndi ziweto zina zingapo.
Pamene njovu Temba inali yochepa kwambiri, amayi ake anamwalira. Mwana wamasiye adapezeka ndikusungidwa ndi osiyanawo omwe adapita naye ku Shamwari Nature Reserve ku South Africa. Pamalo osungirako, njovu idapezeka m'khola kuti iziteteza ku nyama zina. Popeza njovu ndi nyama zachikhalidwe, zimaloleranso kuyika nkhosa yotchedwa Albert pabedi kuti Tembe akhale ndi wina woti azilumikizana naye.
Poyamba, njovu idangothamangitsa nkhosa kwakanthawi, koma pamapeto pake, idakondana kwambiri ndipo imagona pafupi usiku wonse. Nthawi itakwana yoti Temba amasulidwe moyo wake waufulu, Albert adachotsedwa kwa iye, namuyika pagulu la nyama wamba zaku South Africa. Temba asanaganize kuti "amasulidwe", matumbo ake adadwala, motero Albert adasungabe.
8. Mvuu ndi kamba
Mphepo ya tsunami yomwe idanyamula m'chiuno yaying'ono ya Owen kunyanja idamupatula iye ndi makolo ake. Operekera atamupeza, adapita naye kumalo osungirako nyama ku Mombasa, Kenya. Ophunzitsa a Owen adaganiza kuti atha kugawana malo ake ndi kamba wakale wazaka 100 wotchedwa Mzi. Komabe, monga taonera, Owen adayamba kuchita ndi kamba kachimuna ngati amayi ake.
Mvuu ndi kamba zimasamba ndikugona limodzi, Owen adanyambita nkhope ya kamba ndikutchingira. Mahipu ndi mvuu, monga lamulo, amakhalabe ndi amayi awo zaka zinayi zoyambirira za moyo wake, Owen adakhalabe ndi Mzi mpaka 2007, ndipo pambuyo pake adadziwitsidwa ndi mahipu ena.
Mu 2011, ku Forest Lawn Cemetery ku Buffalo, unansi wachilendo unabuka pakati pa tsekwe ndi wogulitsa. Khungubwe laku Canada linaikira mazira ake mumkodamo, ndikukhazikika pamenepo kuti kuwaswa. Nthawi inayake, wamwamuna wakhama wamphongo nthawi zambiri amabwera kwa iye ndikukhala ngati woteteza. Nthawi zonse anthu akayesera kukhala pafupi ndi malo omwe mbalame zimakhalira, iye ankayimirira kuti adziteteze pangoziyo.
Izi zodabwitsazi zidakhala kwa milungu itatu, kutanthauza kuti goslings asungidwe. Goose itangoyamba kuyenda ndi ana ake, agwape adasowa m'nkhalangomo, atachita bwino ntchito yake.
6. Galu ndi otter
Mwana wakhanda lotchedwa akapezeka atasiyidwa pamalo omanga ku Wales, adapita naye kumalo osungirako zachilengedwe komwe adadyetsa ndikuwachiritsa, ndiye adakonza kuti atulutsidwe kuthengo. Miyezi ingapo pambuyo pake, aphunzitsi a mwanayo adaganiza kuti akufunika bwenzi kuti mphamvu zake zosatha zisathe.
Popeza ma buluzi amawoneka kuti ndi achidwi kwambiri, ana agalu amadziwika kuti ndi anzawo abwino. Zotsatira zake, otter "adalumikizidwa" pa Labrador Molly wa miyezi isanu ndi itatu, adasewera limodzi, pomwe otter adaphunzira kusambira. Woyambitsa, yemwe amatchedwa Gireint, ayenera kutulutsidwa kuthengo posachedwa.
5. Khwangwala ndi mphaka
Kamodzi ku Massachusetts kititi chidayenda munyumba ya banja limodzi, chomwe chili pamavuto kwambiri. Poyamba anali ndi nkhawa kuti mwana sangakhale ndi moyo, koma posakhalitsa adazindikira kuti nyamayo ili ndi namwino wachilendo. Achibale adawona khwangwala akubweretsa kwa iye mphutsi, komanso kumuteteza ku ngozi iliyonse.
Crow, wotchedwa Moses ndi mwana wa mphaka dzina lake Cassie, adakhala nyenyezi za pa intaneti banja la a Collitos litayika pavidiyo yawo yolumikizidwa pa YouTube. Makunguwa amadziwika kuti ndi mbalame zanzeru kwambiri, ndipo amasangalala kucheza ndi anzawo. Komabe, chifukwa chake Mose adasankha Cassie akadali chinsinsi, koma ubale wawo udakhala maziko olemba buku la ana.
4. Tiger, chimbalangondo ndi mkango
Ngakhale nthawi zambiri zibwenzi pakati pa nyama pamndandandandawu zidachitika chifukwa cha ngozi kapena ngozi, ubale wosadziwika pakati pa nyalugwe, mkango ndi chimbalangondo zidayamba atachotsedwa mnyumba ya mbuye wawo munthawi yomwe apolisi ankawombera. Anawo anali kukhazikika modyeramo nyama, momwe zimasungidwira limodzi, ngakhale kuti nyama iliyonse itatuyi imadziwika chifukwa yamphamvu.
Tsopano onse akula, koma amasewera limodzi ndikugona pansi pa mtengo womwewo usiku. Nyama zinali m'manja mwa munthu yemwe anali ndi mwayi kuti akhale chizindikiro. Akatswiri ena amakhulupirira kuti akambuku pafupifupi 5,000 amakhala ndi anthu ku United States, zomwe ndizochulukirapo kuposa nyama zotsalazo.
3. Galu ndi capybara
Ma capybaras ndiye makoswe akuluakulu kwambiri padziko lapansi. Ndizilombo zazikulu kwambiri, ndipo zimakhala m'magulu, ndipo kwawo ndi ku South America. Nyama ziwiri zidapulumutsidwa nthawi yomweyo pamsasa ku Peru: capybara wotchedwa Charlie ndi galu wotchedwa Pacho. Asanapulumutsidwe, a Charlie amasungidwa m'nyumba ya banja lakwawo ngati chiweto.
Capybaras, ngakhale ali okongola kwambiri, amakhalabe oyipa, motero opulumutsa anaganiza zomasula Charlie, koma amangobwerera kunyumba kukafunafuna Pacho. Masiku ano, Pacho ndi Charlie ndi osagwirizana. Ngati Charlie asambira kwambiri pamene awiriwo akusambira, ndiye kuti Pacho amampulumutsa, ndipo, Charlie nthawi zambiri amayeretsa chakudya kuti agawane ndi Pacho.
2. Orangutan ndi galu
Ma orangutan aku Suria ndi galu Roscoe adaleredwa pamodzi ku Sangment of South Carolina. Adakumana pomwe Suria adazindikira kuti Roscoe akusowa pokhala m'chipinda chapakati cha nyama. Aphunzitsi adasankha kutenga galuyo ndikumulola kuti azikhala ndi nthawi yayitali ndi Suria kotero kuti mnzake adawonekera pa primate.
Orangutan ndi anzeru kwambiri ndipo safuna kukhala okha. Surya adawongolera galuyo ndikulupuka kuti ayende mozungulira thupi, nawonso adasambira limodzi. "Awiriwo" adakwera ngakhale njovu kumbuyo, yemwe amakhalanso m'malo opatulikawo. Oimira awiriwa a nyama zanyama adakhala chifukwa cholemba buku, ndalama zomwe zimakonzedwa kuti zizipangidwapo pakupanga nyumba yawoyawo.
M'mayiko ambiri ndizoletsedwa kudyetsa nyama zanyama zam'madzi kwa nyama. Ku Japan, komabe, ndizololedwa kudyetsa njoka ndi makoswe amoyo. Mu malo osungirako nyama ku Tokyo, hamster adayikidwa mu malo ogulitsa njoka yotchedwa Aochan, yomwe idakana kudya makoswe achisanu. Aochan, njoka yomwe imakonda kwambiri makoswe, zingaoneke ngati imangofunika kudya hamster, koma m'malo mwake, idangomusiya.
Hamster, mwachiwonekere, saopa mnzake watsopano ndipo nthawi zambiri amagona pa iye. Poyamba, omwe ankawasungawo adaganiza kuti china chake sichili bwino ndi njokayo, kapena kuti pambuyo pake adzadya nyama yankhumba, koma nyamazo zidakhala abwenzi ndipo sizinasiyane kwa miyezi ingapo. Anakhala zokopa zakumaloko, ndipo hamster wokondedwayo adatchedwa Gohan, kutanthauza "chakudya".